I have noticed over the past few years that the rooms in our houses are getting more and more high tech. Our living rooms are full of entertainment systems that have really thin television sets that are bigger than you and surround sound systems that rival your local cinema. They have iPod docks so you can listen to anything stored on your dev
ice and a games console to play ultrarealistic video games in high definition. All of this is before we even mention your intelligent DVR system that learns the types of programs you enjoy watching and records anything that it thinks you may like.
The same can be said of pretty much every room in our homes except one. Despite the huge leaps forward in technology that we have made the one thing in our home that always stays the same is the toilet. We can order a pizza through our television sets and stream music in to every room in our house but the toilet always remains a seat where we take a dump.
Well, you might well be pleased to know that this is finally a thing or the past and thanks to the people over at Kohler the average toilet is now a thing of the past. Now the toilet is finally getting a high tech makeover and moving into the 21st century.
May I introduce you to the Kohler Numi Toilet? This is the sort of toilet that you could imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on.
Now while this baby might look like it is just a simple toilet that has a fancy design it is, I can assure you a whole lot more. This toilet does pretty much everything for you other than empty your bowels for you.
Ok, so what is so amazing about the Kohler Numi Toilet you may ask? It is more a question of what is not so amazing about this high tech futuristic toilet.
Firstly this toilet looks the part. It is well designed and looks like it would not be out of place in the Jetsones cartoon. Other than its sexy looks it has many features that are geared towards your comfort include such things as a motion activated lid and seat. This toilet actually has sensors on the front of it that detect when you want to use it and when you need to sit on it and the lid and seat operate automatically to save you the trouble of lifting it yourself. It also has a special advanced bidet function that has various modes of operations which ensure that you will be cleaned beyond believe. If the thought of having to stand up with a soaking wet bum after you have been sprayed by the bidet does not appeal to you then you need not worry as this high tech toilet also has an integrated air dryer which will efficiently dry you off with hot air once you have been cleaned.
Like most people who have just used the toilet you may well be worried about the smell you have left in the bathroom. Fear not because the Kohler Numi Toilet has a deodorizer which will neutralize all smells as soon as it detects them.
If you want to use this toilet during the winter you will be glad to know that it comes with a heated seat and vents which blow warm air around your feet so you will be all nice and cosy as you strain.
If all of this is not enough to ensure your comfort then this toilet also makes every effort to set the mood for the task in hand. It has illuminating panels on the side which produce various colours of ambient light and also has inbuilt speakers so you can listen to your favourite radio station. It even has a port where you can plug in your Apple iPod or iPhone if you feel the urge to listen to that while you poo.
Not only does the Kohler Numi Toilet go out of its way to provide you with the highest level of comfort while you poo it also provides you with more controls than a nuclear power plant.
It comes with a futuristic looking touchscreen control panel that allows you to control every aspect of your toilet experience to your own personal preferences and this touchscreen control panel fits neatly onto its very own magnetic docking station. Each and every feature or setting on this high tech toilet is easily stored into any of its presets so you can recall your settings at the touch of a button.
If you are concerned about saving the environment then you will be glad to know that the Kohler Numi Toilet comes with a special flush technology that not only guarantees to remove any stubborn waste from the bowl but also is highly efficient and maximises water saving and power at the same time.
To finish off all of these wonderful high tech futuristic features of this toilet you will be glad to know it also comes with the basic axillary toilet controls. This means if you should choose not to use all of this toilets cool gadgets or its control panel then it also has the standard toilet handle so you can flush it the old fashioned way. If you ask us flushing this baby the old fashioned way really does seem a sin given all of its technology. Speaking of which, who would ever believe that you could ever fit so much technology into such a simple thing as a toilet.
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