Written on February 8, 2012 at 9:44 am by Electroshock

Snowball Launching Crossbow

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Time to go medieval!

Snowball Crossbow

You’ve got mail! Snowball fight; 2:30; The Field. Time to get your gear together! Underpants – check. Snowsuit – check. Shopping bags of premade snowballs – check. Hat and gloves – check, mom (sheesh). Snowball Launching Crossbow - not check. Wait, you don’t have a Snowball Launching Crossbow? Get one now. Hurry.

The Snowball Launching Crossbow is the pinnacle of old school snowball launching technology. It works just like a slingshot (pull back and fire), but you’ve got two power bands worth of . . . well, power! Put the snowball in the cup, pull back, and watch your snowball soar over the fray and find your target. With a Snowball Launching Crossbow in your arsenal, you will always dominate any snowball battle.

P.S. After you’ve bought a Snowball Launching Crossbow and a bunch of other stuff, look up “snowball” on wikipedia to enjoy an image of a real medieval snowball fight. Seriously.

Snowball Launching Crossbow only $24.99

Snowball Launching Crossbow

Load in a snowball, pull back, and send a snowball soaring.
Bow folds up for easier carrying.
Fires like a slingshot, only with more awesome.
Launches snowballs really far (but don’t ask us how far, ’cause that will depend on your snowball).
12″ square plastic sheet target included.
Ages: 8 and up.
Dimensions: 19.5″ x 16″ x 8″

Buy your Snowball Launching Crossbow only $24.99 and win every snowball fight

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