Have you ever noticed that there are some things in life that you just fail to notice regardless of how obvious they are or how much they happen to be staring you in the face? Then you notice them and you wonder how on earth you missed them.

Of course once you notice them you can never forget them and your view on them has changed forever. A fine example of this is on the poster for the Lion King. Look away now if you don’t want it to be ruined (or improved) forever

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There are plenty of lists on the internet and in the media comprising of things that you need to see or need to do before you die. This got us thinking that we have not seen any lists that feature sounds you really should hear before you die.

So here at Two Sexy Geeks we are putting that right with 11 Sounds You Need to Hear Before You Die.

1. A turtle having sex with a shoe

2. A ticklish camel

3. A lamb saying “yeahhhh”

4. A death metal rooster

5. A broken goat

6. And one that’s screaming for his buddy Bob

7. A Boston Terrier getting his stomach grabbed

8. A cat barking like a dog

9. A human saying “ha ha ha”

10. A cat saying “NO.”

11. And a goose marching band

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Apple have been responsible for some really cool and innovative gadgets over the years but that is no the only thing that Apple has given the world. Apple has also given bootleggers all over the world a superb brand to copy and some amazing gadgets to try and replicate. Here we look at 9 fake Apple hardware products which will make you cringe.

Fake iPhones

The Apple iPhone has been a huge success for Apple and it is fair to say that the iPhone could well be one of the most sought after products in the world. Because of this it is inevitable that the bootleggers will try to piggy back off Apples success. That is not to say any bootlegging of the iPhone makes a beautiful and elegant product. In fact in many cases a fake Apple cell phone may involve a pirate taking a budget cell phone and simply sticking an Apple sticker on the case.

 The Apple iPhone Stove

The iPhone advert says there is an app for everything but is there an app to cook your tea? Well if you struggle to heat up your baked beans on your iPhone why not buy yourself this fake Apple iPhone stove.

The iPhone 5 Lolly

I know what you are thinking. You are wondering why we think this Apple iPhone 5 lolly is a fake. Well, can we just call it a hunch and that it just goes to prove that bootleggers are creating food from the Apple brand.

Apple Shoes

If you are not satisfied with only having your gadgets have an Apple logo with these bootlegged shoes you can now have a pair of sneakers with the Apple logo.

The iArm

I am sure there are going to be some people who think the iArm is a good idea but I can assure you it is not. Just think about the quality of most bootlegged hardware. If you make a sudden movement of your arm there is a good chance that your iPad or iPhone could go shooting across the room.

Apple-Inspired Cake Packaging

Apple are well known for creating minimalist style packaging for there products so it is only natural the bootleggers will not only copy the hardware but the packaging. An example is these Apple branded cake boxes which are meant to look like an iPhone box.

Fake Magic Mouse iPhone

This is a fake iPhone designed to look like a computer mouse. We have no clue as to why anyone would want to own this lime green thing.

iPad Clones

The iPad, like the iPhone, has been a huge success for Apple so before the iPad hit the streets of China the bootleggers were already offering a fake version to satisfy the demand. Even now the iPad is available worldwide there is still a huge demand for cloned iPad’s at a reduced price.

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Mega Ghostbuster movie fan, Paul Harborne, has restored a battered and old cadillac into an exact replica of ECTO-1 from the 1984 blockbuster movie.

Paul Harbone has spent a whopping £50,000 on creating the replica, managing to juggle his part time job as a security guard with the countless hours it has taken to create his Ghostbusting mobile. It took Harbone 6 months to locate one of only six 1959 Cadillac models which amazingly turned up only a few mile from his home in Leicester, UK. He then spent the next several years on the restoration and created many of the customised parts for the car himself in his garage.

Harbone said,

‘It was a complete wreck as it had been abandoned,’ he said. ‘It’s extremely rare and very hard to restore.

‘It’s certainly been a challenge – 50-year-old Cadillacs are hard work!’

The original vehicle, driven by eccentric Bill Murray and his fellow ghost hunters, is considered by fans to be a cross-over between an ambulance and funeral hearse.

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For some bizarre reason we all love to learn a fact or two and the more bizarre the fact is then the more we are interested in learning it so here are 33 of the most bizarre facts that you really should know but do not.

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We all know that no wedding is complete without a wedding cake but what we seldom see is a divorce cake to celebrate a couples divorce. After all I would imagine that people who are on the divorce path are more desperate for a divorce to be finalised than they ever were to get married in the first place.

Here we have selected 21 most hilarious divorce cakes we have ever seen.

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There are some inventions in this world which we could simply not live without but as we all know for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That means there are plenty of inventions that make you wonder what on earth someone was thinking when they came up with the idea.

Here we are looking at 10 of the most awkward and ridiculous inventions ever.

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Some times the daily routine can just get a little too boring and nothing can living things up like a great prank.

This is why we are taking a look at 4 of the Greatest Pranks Ever.

A Marble in the Trunk

This one can drive someone nuts for weeks and maybe even months. All you need is to be pulling a prank on someone who happens to own and drive a car.

As we all know mysterious rattles and noises can quite literally drive a person insane especially when they are untraceable. So imagine a rattle that the person you are pranking is unlikely to ever find yet they will complain about it to anyone who will listen to them.

All you need for this prank is a large marble or a large and heavy ball bearing and access to the person’s car. Once you have access to the persons car open up the trunk (the boot if you live in the UK) and lift up the carpet so you can access the section where the spare wheel is stored. Now all you do is throw a couple of marbles in with the spare wheel so that they are able to roll around against the metal spare wheel storage area. Now put everything back in its place, close the trunk and return the keys making sure that the person you are pranking is unaware of what you have been up to.

Now when your poor victim drives his or her car they will hear the marbles rolling around in the rear of the car. If they accelerate or brake then they will hear the marbles. Every time the car goes around the corner or hits the slightest bump in the road they will hear the marbles. The best part of this is that they will never in a million years think about looking under the spare wheel for the rattle.

The Greasy Telephone

This prank is a true classic if you happen to work in an office and there are two variations of this prank. All you need to do is apply a greasy substance to the earpiece of a phone then ring the phone so that your unsuspecting victim picks it up and presses it to their ear. Obviously the greasy substance (Vaseline works a treat) rubs off all over the person’s ear.

Another variation of this prank is if you take a substance such as brake dust from the disc brake of a car and apply this to the earpiece and mouth piece of a phone. Brake dust quite literally gets everywhere so when you ring your victim’s phone they will answer and press the phone to their ear. They then can potentially spend the rest of the day without any knowledge that they have black smudges all over the side of their head.

Hole Punch Paper Blow Out

For this prank you need a victim who has a car and as many bits of paper from a hole punch as you can possibly find. This may mean you have to spend a few hours punching holes in paper but the result will be worth it.

Once you have a good number of punched papers simply tip them into the vents of your victim’s car. Turn on the air vents and wait until your victim gets in their car. When they turn the ignition on the hole punched paper will jet out all over the car. They will probably find that for weeks afterwards every time they turn the vents on bits of paper are blown out.

Always make sure that you turn the vents on before leaving the car as you do not want the person you are pranking to turn on the vents while driving down a road as that would be dangerous. You want the vents to blow as soon as they start the car.

The Faulty Computer

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There are countless bad things that we can expect from any type of apocalyptic scenario but we seldom think about the good things that could come.

Sure there is a good chance that you are going to lose some loved ones and the world as you know it has suddenly ended but take a moment to think about it. There are indeed many things that should mean you are secretly looking forward to the coming apocalypse.

Here we are taking a look at 5 Reasons You Want the Apocalypse Now.

Mindless Violence

At the risk of annoying the female readers out there I am going to suggest that if the apocalypse you are facing happens to be a zombie apocalypse then it is highly likely the majority of survivors will be male. I am not trying to be sexist by saying this it is just women tend to be nicer people than men and unfortunately the nice guy usually finishes last especially when you are talking about a zombie apocalypse. That means you are going to be left with a lot of survivors who are young males who like nothing better than playing first person shooter video games only since you happen to be living in a zombie apocalypse they can play the video game for real using whatever weapon they choose and there will be no consequence.

As much as we may hate to admit it we humans are prepositioned to be violent and even if you disagree with that previous statement it is still hard to deny that we do enjoy impersonating what we see in the movies. Some of us are more impressionable than others and like we have already pointed out if you manage to survive the initial outbreak of a zombie apocalypse there is a good chance you are going to be the type of person who would enjoy pretending you are in an episode of the walking dead.

Joyriding

It is estimated that around 93,000 speeding tickets are issued each and every day in North America alone so it does not take a rocket scientist to workout people rarely stick to the speed limits.

One of the great things about most apocalypse scenarios in which leaves only a few survivors is that there will be little in the way of traffic police and there will be little in the way of traffic to slow you down. With the roads to yourself you could quite literally put your foot to the floor and have yourself a right good time as you rally through the streets and down the freeways. Even better than that you could pretty much take your pick of any car you happen to stumble upon and it would be free of charge.

You Can Have Anything and Everything

Regardless of the type of apocalypse that you happen to survive you are going to be faced with the fact that there are suddenly very few people left on the earth. That means you can pretty much walk into any shop you feel like and help yourself to anything that you want. You can grab yourself the latest cell phone (not that there is any one to ring) or a big screen television. No more window shopping. Anything you want you can now have and if you break it you can always jump in your Ferrari and joyride back down to the shops and help yourself to a replacement.

Doing What You Please

In modern day society there are plenty of rules which dictate what you can and cannot do. Of course if you happen to be lucky enough to survive an apocalypse you are going to find yourself in a world with no rules at all. That means you can do pretty much anything you want without the fear of any consequences. So no longer will you have to resist the urge you so regularly have to strip naked, smear yourself in green jello and run through the streets screaming at the top of your lungs.

No More Work, No More Bills

One of the worst things about many of our lives is the need to go out to work each and every day and the endless bills that we must pay. Of course the very concept of work or bills will become redundant once the apocalypse hits.