If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks. We call it the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard, and when you get yours, you can call it whatever you want (we recommend something awesome like “Awesomeboard,” “The Boardinator,” “Bill,” or anything else you can think of).
Each Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is a section of Level II body armor, with a clip attached to hold the paper. Level II body armor is tough enough to stop the penetration of 9mm bullets and all those stopped by Level I and Level IIA. The Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboardis the toughest clipboard we’ve ever held. Sure, it’s heavy, but when you own a clipboard that can stop bullets, weight doesn’t matter anymore. Nothing matters anymore, other than your own awesomeness for being the only person in the office to own a Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard. Oh yeah.
Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
- A slab of Level II body armor – with a clip (for paper).
- Level II body armor protects against 9mm, as well as all those calibers protected by Level I and Level IIA.
- 25 year limited manufacturer warranty.
- UL Rated for Level II protection.
- Weight: approx. 3 lbs.
- Dimensions: 9″ x 12″.
- In all seriousness DO NOT POINT GUNS AT PEOPLE EVER, play nice Geeks.
If you want to be the only person in your office who owns a real Bullet Proof Clipboard you can buy it here.