The act of sex itself should really not be embarrassing but there is plenty there to make it just that. There is the fact that you are naked in front of another person and this alone can leave a person feeling vulnerable and exposed. This is all before you start taking into account the numerous other things that could potentially embarrass you.
Below we take a look at 8 of the Most Embarrassing Things that Could Happen During Sex.
Not Been Able to Get it up.
You may well think that not been able to get it up is only embarrassing for the guy but nothing could be further from the truth. Sure, it is embarrassing for the guy as he feels like less of a man but the woman can be just as embarrassed as she may well feel that it is her fault and he does not find her sexy enough. Your best bet in this scenario is don’t make it worse by getting all stressed and simply accept it wasn’t meant to be and it happens to most people sooner or later.
You can always have a cuddle instead.
Saying the Wrong Name.
Most people think that this is a mistake that will never happen to them but the very nature of sex causes quite a bit of excitement and we do have tendency to blurt out anything that happens to be shooting through our minds. Unfortunately if what happens to be running through your mind is an ex-lover or just another person you may well find yourself with some explaining to do.
Whatever you do don’t try to disguise the fact you’ve just said someone else’s name with some sort of ridiculous word play as you will just end up drawing more attention to it and make yourself look more ridiculous in the process. “Oh, yeah, that feels so good. Oh, yeah right there, Mike…….microphone if I had one I’d sing this is so good. OH yeah sing it to me.”
Falling off the Bed.
There really is nothing quite like been a little bit adventurous while on the job. It really does show that you are comfortable with your partner but be very careful as to where you place your knee especially when moving around in the heat of the moment. The last thing you want is to try and plant your leg down only to find that there is no bed there and you wind up cartwheeling off the bed whilst still in full thrust. It would be like an enactment of that scene from free willy.
Farting.
We all enjoy a little bit of morning sex from time to time. After all it can be really nice to wake up cuddled up and everything to just happen. The down side of this is that everything is pretty relaxed and things can sometimes break free when you are exerting yourself. Add to this the fact that the night before you probably had a few alcoholic beverages and maybe a meal and you have just increased the chances of a letting out a right rattler whilst you’re giving it some.
The noise is embarrassing but the lingering smell that often follows is enough to kill off even the most passionate of embraces.
Fanny Fart.
Embarrassing in the same way a normal fart is embarrassing but even more so because it is from your vagina and always gets that little bit more attention as the guy is not always that sure where it came from.
Someone Walking in on You.
For most people sex is a personal event between two individuals so it is bound to embarrassing when someone walks in on you. It is bad enough when a stranger walks in on you but if it is someone that you know such as your parents / boss / roommate / neighbour it is made even worse as what everyone sees is impossible to ever scrub from your memory.
Every time you meet from that moment on you will all silently know and have that imagine spring to the front of your mind.
Saying “I Love You.”
Sex by its very nature can trigger some pretty strong emotions. Combine that with what we have already talked about regarding you blurting out whatever happens to be running through your head and you can see why this happens.
It might not be so embarrassing if you are in a long term relationship but if you happen to be having a one night stand you could be left with a very red face especially if you happen to say those “I love you words” when you are taking or been taking from behind whilst wearing a fireman’s helmet and wet suit.
Someone Walking Out on You.
If the sex between you and your partner is really bad it is plausible that your partner may get up and walk out on you. This is bad enough in a long term relationship but even worse if you are not as you suddenly find yourself lay naked in bed wondering whether you were really that bad or if your partner suddenly remembered that they had some earlier appointment that just could not wait
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