There are plenty of popular songs out there that we all know and love, many of them we even know all of the words to. Even though you may know the words I am sure that most of us never take the time to actually make sense of what the words mean. If we did then you would probably find age certificates on many of your favourite songs.
Just check out the meaning behind these popular songs that we used to all sing when we were kids.
Genie in a Bottle – Christina Aguilera
I’m somewhat surprised that Christian parent groups were not outraged by the lyrics of this song and the message that Christian Aguilera appears to be sending young girls.
“If you wanna be with me, baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression, I gotta like what you do”
Now as a fully grown adult male I must say that I live by the message in this song. If any guy wants to get with me ten her certainly must rub me the right way and then make a huge and bulging impression. Yeah, thanks Christina for this message to our teenage daughters.
Too Close – Next
Sometimes there is no other way to say something other than just spitting it out holding nothing back.
“I wonder if she could tell I’m hard right now hmmm
Yeah come on dance for me baby ha ha yeah
Oh oh you feel that? Alright
Come on don’t stop now
You done did it come on uh yeah alright hold on
Baby when we’re grinding
I get so excited
Ooh how I like it
I try but I can’t fight it”
You really have to admire how up front an honest these guys are about their boners. Even when the girl in the song points out that they can feel the boner the guys really don’t care because it is all just part of a natural bodily function. Oh, and that boner is all for you baby.
So, what are we to learn from this song. Well, if you happen to be a lady who is getting hot and heavy with a guy and you happen to feel something bulging through his pants you should not be afraid, frightened or even offended. You should actually feel somewhat honoured as it is all just for you.
Digital Getdown – Nsync
I’m sure that everyone out there remembers Nsync and how they were worshipped by millions of young teenage girls. When you think about this it is surely inappropriate that they release a song about webcam cybersex.
“I lose my mind just when you’re speaking
I see you on the screen, I get to freaking
So get down babe
And I’ll get down for you (I’ll get down for you)
I get so excited when I’m watching girl
I can’t wait to see you touch your body girl
It’s just me and you
So we can do what we gotta do (yeah)”
This is just the sort of thing that you want your young daughter hearing about. If this was Justin Timberlake’s thoughts when he was a young boy himself it is somewhat worrying what he is into now that he is middle aged and desperate.
My Neck, My Back (Lick It) – Khia
In this song Khia takes it upon herself to act as her oral sex spirit guide. She knows just how it is supposed to be performed and she is quite happy to let you know exactly how.
“First you gotta put your neck into it
Ah, don’t stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the back up to the front”
Not even the lover’s guide book could have explained it better.
Oops (Oh My) – Tweet
When you first take the time to listen to the lyrics of this song you do indeed ask yourself if she is really singing about what you think she is singing about. Basically Tweet gets herself home on an evening and finds herself all turned on but freaks the hell out because she is so turned on that the only person who can satisfy her urges is herself. You just know where this is going from here.
“I looked over to the left
Umm, I was looking so good I couldn’t reject myself
I looked over to the left
Umm, and I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
I looked over to the left
Umm, I was eyein’ my thighs butter pecan brown
I looked over to the left
Umm, comin’ outta my shirt and then my skirt came down”
There really is nothing quite like a song sung by a teenager that is about some good old fashioned self-lovin.
Thong Song – Sisqo
If I did not know better I would say this song was only ever made to let women know that guys talk about women’s underwear. I suppose if this song accomplishes nothing else it does let young boys know what they should be talking about to other guys and it also lets girls know that guys do indeed enjoy things. In fact it is quite possible this song is responsible for women all over the place promising to wear nothing but thongs for the rest of eternity.
“She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong”
You guessed it. Sisqo is a complete tool.
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