Everyone knows Viagra as the little blue pill that gets a rise out of even the oldest of men.
When a drug like this comes along it is obviously going to be used by younger guys who find the ability to maintain a constant woody for seven hours a novelty. The bottom line is that drugs like this are always going to be abused and probably enjoyed if you get my drift.
What you are probably not aware of is that there are many uses for this drug which is far from what it was intended for. Here are 5 of the strangest.
Viagra is Used to Save Endangered Species
Pandas are not the most intelligent of creatures. Sure, they are endangered because we keep destroying their habitat but we have solved that problem by keeping these big cuddly bears in tiny cages in our local zoos. All that the pandas need to do in order to survive is to breed. Surely that cannot be that hard a task.
Unfortunately for Pandas, having a house provided to you rent free and having sex is a little too much of a chore. For whatever reason your average panda seems to have a major problem when it comes to breeding in captivity. We can only assume they are either stupid or just a little shy with everyone watching.
Obviously these endangered pandas fail to realise that their refusal to bang the living daylights out of each other is actually making it very difficult for the overall survival of their species.
As with most things in life there is always a way around these little problems and there are several Chinese zoo’s which already have the matter in hand. These zoos are feeding the male pandas Viagra to encourage mating rituals and breeding habits and according to various sources it really is doing the trick. So much of a trick that the female pandas are having to be separated from the males due to harassment.
I have no doubt that Viagra will soon be used in various other animals in the coming years to encourage breeding. My concern is that it is used in farm animals and the drug is then passed on to us humans when we eat meat. Now that would take some explain on thanks giving.
Viagra is Used to Help Improve Mature Couples Chance of Conception
It is not rocket science to know that when a couple gets to a certain age their ability to have kids comes to an abrupt end. Not only does the woman’s body stop being a suitable environment to grow a baby but at some point or another, a man must wave goodbye to his erections or at least the ability to maintain one.
Although according to research couple are waiting until later in life to have children there is still a limit that nature sets as to how late a couple can leave it. That was, however, until science and wonder drugs such as Viagra came along.
Not only does Viagra give 99% of old guys the ability to get good wood there have been several studies which show that if the drug is taken by older women it can actually reinvigorate her nether regions. It apparently does this by revitalizing her uterus lining which is basically the glue which is responsible for trapping embryos which in turn guarantees conception.
I am guessing that this means within the next decade or two you will begin to see 80 year old couples in the maternity ward. This is not all bad because any high school graduation party could possibly also double as a wake.
Viagra Can Be Used in Sports as a Performance Enhancer
The biggest limiting factor for any endurance athlete is down to the amount of oxygen they can consume and transport to their muscles in their blood. Endurance athlete go to great lengths to improve their bloods ability to transport oxygen around their body even using illegal methods such as blood transfusions or special drugs such as EPO which increase the number of red blood cells.
Although no endurance athlete has actually been caught using Viagra as a performance enhancer there have been several professional cyclists who have been found to have the drug in their procession. It is believed that because Viagra helps to improve the blood flow around the body it would be beneficial in transporting oxygen in the blood.
Of course I doubt very much that many professional athletes would get away with using such a drug to enhance performance for very long. Cyclists, who wear tight fitting shorts, would be able to just focus on certain areas to see if there was any evidence of drug use.
Viagra is Used to Fight Terrorism
There is a lot more to war than just guns, bombs and soldiers. War is also about information which proves that saying about information being power.
The thing is about gathering information about your enemy is that your enemy is not going to volunteer such information with ease. This is why the CIA exists and this is why things like waterboarding are apparently used.
According to various reports the CIA does not just use waterboarding to gather vital intel from its Taliban warlords. In fact the CIA has tried various methods of gathering intel including cash, jewellery, cars and even green cards. In the end certain top guys at the CIA discovered that nothing bribes a Taliban warlord like the promise of some little blue pills. I am not suggesting that CIA officials hand over blue pills to Taliban members with a sly wink and a provocative nudge to the crotch. What we are talking about here is Taliban warlord who is well over 60 years of age but still have a whole fleet of young wives who are willing to meet any demand of their husband.
Apparently, according to various media outlets, nothing makes an ageing Taliban warlord spill his guts like a little blue pill which will give the ability to be king dong with his young bits of tail.
Ironically this makes the CIA very similar to some pretty heavy duty cocaine dealers.
Viagra Can Solve World Hunger
This may be somewhat hard to believe but the little blue pill is not just the best friend of 50 year old househusbands it apparently also has a similar effect on plants and crops. I do not mean it gives a plant a woody I mean that it can supposedly be used to revitalise crops.
According to researchers it is possible to fertilise crops with Viagra it can help them to grow incredibly fast. It can also halt withering of greens for over two weeks. Obviously this is extremely handy if you are trying to grow crops in the desert or anywhere else that happens to be experiencing a water shortage.
What is more amazing is that to fertilise your own plants with the little blue pill it is as simple as dissolving a tablet or two in water then watering your plant. Within a week or two you could have the largest and firmest vegetables in any show.
Although this research is still in its early days there is a lot of hope that this will lead to the ability to grown food in the harshest of environments all over the world with minimal amounts of water.
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