35 Reasons to Hate the Summer

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Most people will confess to totally loving the summer time but there is more to the summer than babes in bikini’s running up and down the beach. There are plenty of reasons to hate summer and here are the top 35 reasons you should hate the summer.

1. Speedos

2. Thongs

3. Guys in Thongs

4. Sweaty People

5. Feeling Sticky

6. Body Hair

7. Women with Body Hair

8. Air Conditioning Bills

9. Spray on Tan

10. Sand in Your Shoes

11. Sand in Your Ass Crack

12. Terrible Beach Bodies

13. Guys Who Think They Have Great Beach Bodies

14. Girls Who Think They Have Great Beach Bodies

15. Men Wearing Flip Flop Sandals

16. Men Wearing Flip Flop Sandals with Socks

17. The Metal Count Till You Must to go back to Work / School

18. Homeless People Wanting to Wash Your Car

19. Overcast Days When You Want to Work on your Tan

20. Not Getting Sun Tan Cream on Every Part of Your Body

21. Being too Hot Sleep

22. People Trying to Look Like the Cast of Jersey Shore

23. Tan Lines

24. Neighbours Calling the Police on Your House Party

25. Summer Parades

26. Getting in the Car Before it Cools Down

27. Old Guys in Short Shorts

28. Fat People Letting it all Hang Out

29. Traffic Jams

30. Insects

31. Wet Marks in the Wrong Places from Bathing Suits

32. People Peeing in the Pool

33. Parking

34. Crowds

35. Kid Running Wild

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