Everyone needs the occasional bit of help to put a smile on their face from time to time so based on that little fact here are 17 things that will make you laugh and be certain to put a smile on your face.
1. Be optimistic… All of the people you dislike are someday going to die.
2. During your lunch break sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Then laugh as they slow down.
3. Announce that the raffle is about to be drawn over the next public intercom you see.
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Put decaffeinated in the coffee machine at your place of work for 3 weeks. Then, once everyone has got over their caffeine addiction switch to using espresso.
6. Finish all of your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
7. Don’t use any punctuation when talking to people. No full stops, commas, anything.
8. Skip all day rather than walk.
9. Order a diet water whenever you eat out. Make sure you have a serious face when ordering.
10. Specify that your drive through order is “to go.”
11. If you attend an opera make sure you sing along.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. When your money comes out of the ATM scream “I won, I won!”
15. Next time you are leaving a zoo start running towards the parking lot and yell “run for your lives they’re loose”.
16. Read each of the next sentences.
This is this cat.
This is how cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is forty cat.
This is second’s cat.
17. Now go back and read the THIRD word of every line.
Now share with your friends and catch them out