Everyone knows that you can take the most innocent of everyday objects and make them appear rude. After all you have to have something to fill a day at work.
What is a surprise is the number of toy manufactures who seem to have not bothered checking out their own toy designs and produced a highly inappropriate toy. Here are 12 of the most strange, bizarre and hysterical.
1. Elephant Pop Up Book
How many parents have read this book to their kids and burst out laughing when this thing popped up. Be careful as you could take your eye out with that.
2. Wolverine Inflatable
Who wants to blow up this toy?
3. Adolf Hitler Doll
We are not sure if this is an actual Hitler doll and we do doubt that this toy was sold as a Hitler doll. What we are sure of is that the people who invented this doll were obviously not really looking at what they were designing.
4. Lighthouse Candy
There is an endless number of possibilities when it comes to the number of things you can make look like a cock.
5. Spiderman Chopper
How do toy manufacturers not see this stuff?
6. Lickable Lollies
That’s right. Keep rubbing your eyes to see if you are seeing this one correctly.
7. Hannah Montana Candy
Is there any limit to how different brand decide to make their candy look like something it should not?
8. Bubble Sword Game
Yet another toy that really should be innocent but it looks like it would not be out of place in a dodgy German feature film.
9. Toy Dragon Fly
How can any parent look at this toy dragon fly and not see that it really does look like the entire package if you know what we mean.
10. E.T. Finger
Who would have ever thought it was possible to take a giant E.T. finger and make it look like an adult pleasure device? Watching E.T. will never be the same again.
11. Reach Around Batman Water Pistol
You are always going to have difficulty making Batman look like a water pistol but when you are in the process of such a task it really necessary to make it look like you have to give Batman a reach around in order to squirt water out of his mouth?
12. Dick Slide (with bonus video) and our favourite
There is a lot that could be said about this particular slide but when you watch the video and see kids appearing out of the end of a slide that looks like a giant male organ you really are lost for words.